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Tuesday, July 17, 2007


Memphis, TN – July 17, 2007 – With only one remaining defendant from the bribery sting operation Tennessee Waltz left to face federal charges, JoeCitizens.com has uncovered another political “get rich” scheme opportunity for office holders. The classified is listed below:

Make Quick Cash, Open Envelopes Part Time


“We made thousands of dollars opening envelopes filled with money, and it was that easy.” – Tennessee Waltz Envelope Openers

“I used to stuff envelopes at home, but nothing beats opening envelopes with cash.” – Council Member

Work At Home !
· Easy Work! Great Pay! Weekly Cash !

· Work when you want, Part or Full time

· Be in complete control of your earnings!

· No Experience or Special skills needed!

Don’t Stuff Envelopes for Pennies,

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No more stress and worry about bills, inflation, rising gas costs, recession, campaign contributions, and voters. Our envelope opening program is a proven way to work from the state house, city council, or federal office without the great cost or obligation of starting your own business. All you do is take our envelopes and you’ll receive a response for your efforts. We send you all the envelopes you need, and we pay you for the work you do each week. It’s Guaranteed so enroll now and start making money from anywhere. We can have cash to you in as little as ten days!

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Our Envelope opening program has three different levels of enrollment, each one with a different earning potential. You decide which level you’d like to start at and how much you want to do. We guarantee to pay for every favor we receive. Don’t get fooled by others.

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...in just a few hours per week!

Here’s the bottom line: Every time you “do us a favor”, we will fill another envelop. Your earning potential increases as you open more envelopes. So if you want more money every week, just open more envelopes, it’s that easy. We’ll also show you how to increase your earnings by using our other proven methods of promotion. With our 100% NO questions asked guarantee you have nothing to lose. You owe it to your self to consider the easy money you can make from your elected position.

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Disclaimer: JoeCitizens.com or Tom Guleff has no intention of operating this business or receiving compensation for such enterprise. This is a parody to a mail order business.

1 comment:

  1. Thanks after sharing. Like on all occasions, on the money and bang on on objective!


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