Nut letters

To save some of my (stalker/ liberal/ nutty) readers some time I will post a synopsis of all your comments in one big pack so you can stop sending me (Email/ comments) They are all about the same and I see (you/ your friends) on other web pages all saying the same thing as well. You must get your comments from a form letter. Does it look something like this?................


Dear (Hillbilly/ Redneck/ Loser/ A** hole)

As a life long (Republican/conservative/voter of yours) I have to say how (embarrassed/ ashamed) I am that you mentioned you (don't worship Al Gore/ Like guns/ have and speak openly about faith/ Don't love abortion) I should have known a (clown/ cowboy/ loser/ joke) like you would feel this way. I guess you never took into account the (end of the world/ children/ polar bears) I am so glad I voted for (Al Gore/ your opponent/ Jimmy Carter) As a pacifists I must say how I dream of (Killing you/ kicking you in the $%#@/ lighting your face on fire) You and your (bible thumping/ toothless/ uneducated) friends should go back to your (Cave/ clan meeting/ beating your wife/ snake handling) and forget about making laws. Don't you know (abortion/ separation of church and state/ gun control/ global warming) was settled in the (constitution/bill of rights/supreme court/by Al Gore)? At least never (talk about another point of view/ quote facts/ history/ statistics) You sound so uneducated it is embarrassing. It is final. You cant change it! So stop before you do!. I am sure you and your hero George Bush are a closet perverts so it wont be long before you pull a (Larry Craig/Mark Foley/David Vitter). You make me want to leave (Tennessee/ your district).

Sincerely,

Bill in San Francisco, California

P.S. I read your blog every day. Will you link to me?