*A Deputy stops at a dairy farm and talks with the old farmer
who's the owner.
He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your property for
illegally grown marijuana.'
The old Farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the
authority of the Federal Government with me!" Pointing to the
badge on his chest he proudly says,* *"See this badge? This
badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land. No
questions asked or answers given.
Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"
The old farmer nods politely, and goes about his chores.
Later, the old guy hears loud screams for help and spies the
deputy running for his life! Close behind is the farmer's huge
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The
officer is clearly terrified. The old farmer immediately throws
down his manure fork, runs to the fence and yells at the top of
**"Your badge! Show him your badge!"