Funny running into you here

A buddy of mine who is not political called me up today and said how he almost ran over the twin of Sarah Palin.

I asked "Really?"

"Yea" he replied. He was going down Gay street and these two ladies started to walk out against the light. One saw him and pulled back but the other kept going. When she realised the other had stooped and went back she looked around and saw my buddy coming down the street toward her in a truck. He said she got an embarrassed look on her face because he had to slow down to avoid her.

He said at first she looked like an older lady but when she turned to face him he said "D@#n, she looks just like Sarah Palin but hotter"

I informed him that it probably was Sarah Palin. She was in town at the court house just off Gay Street.

"Boy" he said. "I guess it really is a good thing I didn't run over her" "I would have been toast!"

I said I doubt it. The headline would have read "Palin commits crime (Jay walking) and is apprehended by alert citizen."