Headlines for the day

Rep. Ulysses Jones joins the tea part movement claiming he is "sick of all these Tax bills".

Rep. Tommy Brown and Jo Ann Favors pass sweeping legislation dramatically amending several captions of law.

Rep. Frank Nicley Runs out of interesting "Facts" and stories.

Rep. Gary Odom get up on the house floor and says "I completely understand this bill"

Rep. Deborah Maggart presents a bill with out telling the life story of everyone associated with the bill.

Rep. Charles Seargent quits smoking. Crashes the tobacco market.

Rep. Sherry Jones stands up and says fathers are an integral part of a child's life.

In a related headline Rep. G.A. Hardaway is struck mute.

Rep. Ty Cobb starts a fishing tournament at his local barbershop. Governor Bredesen calls it an "integral part of my economic development plan".

Rep. Jim Coley moves to China.

Rep. Janis Sontany claims the pre born have more rights then those of pets.

Rep. Charley Curtis moves to down town Memphis. Claims to be sick of the rural life.

Rep. Josh Evans retires from active work. Unemployment rate in rest of the state drops to 4%.

Rep. Richard Floyd joins the Democrat party.

Rep. Ryan Haynes retires. Says he cant keep up at his advanced age.

Rep. Susan Lynn and Sen. Mae Beavers join together on all of their similar legislation.

Rep. Curry Todd quits the NRA claiming "They are a bunch of radical gun nuts"

Rep. Mike Turner drives to work. Film at 11.

Rep. Jimmy Eldridge finds someone he does not know. The Ubangi cave hermit finally quit running away.


Happy April fools day.