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Saturday, July 16, 2011

Things any smart muggle would know

If you are going to try and be all hip and cool and insult someone by referring to their career as the 8th horcrux You need to first remember that the hero of the story (Harry Potter) was the 7th horcrux.

I guess that puts me in pretty good company, so thank you. I guess some children did not spend enough time studying in the restricted section of the library at Hogwarts.

Class dismissed.


  1. Br'er Rabbit: 4
    Br'er Fox: 0

  2. I had to read those abominable, Satanic books to review them for my brother's church.

    There were eight Horcruzes, not seven, but Voldemort only knew about seven. All eight had to be destroyed for Voldemort to be killable. The sloppy, incompetent and poorly written satire you linked to got the mythology of the Harry Potter universe right.


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