An elderly lady goes to check into a hotel. The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "The hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."
"But I won't use them," she said.
"Well, they are here, and you could," explained the Manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh , Glasgow , and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the Elderly Lady replied, "But I didn't use it!"
The Manager was unyielding, so the Elderly Lady eventually decided to pay and wrote a check which she gave to the Manager.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But madam, this check is only made out for $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," the Elderly Lady replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager..
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."