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Saturday, June 09, 2012

Joke of the week


Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? What tips can you give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."


The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have

a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Joe, answer this for

me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisors

and asked every one, but none could give him an answer

Finally, Biden ran into Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you

answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?" Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

13 comments:

  1. I don't think Lamar Alexander would do very well either.

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  2. The worst part of this "Joke" is that it tries glorify Sarah Palin. Does anyone really think that Palin is more intelligent than Obama?

    I know people may dislike Obama but let's stick to reality.

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    1. Agreed. Sarah Palin isn't even as intelligent as a llama.

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  3. Sarah Palin can't even get the story of Paul Revere right, how would she answer a riddle?

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  5. Stupid joke from a cretin!

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  6. I bet if you swap out Bush for Obama and other Republicans for the other Democrats then these people would think it was the funniest joke they had ever heard.

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  7. I think thats the point Jim, it's a dumb joke. You can put whatever person you hate in there to attack their intelligence.

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  8. It is a joke - it is not an attack on anyone. Lighten up.

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  9. I thought it was insulting the intelligence of the President and the VP, guess I was wrong. I'd like to Stacey Campfield (Excelsior College???) take on Obama (Harvard Law) or Biden (Syracuse Law).

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  10. So, British rule is better than the American system we have in place now? Thought we wanted to not have Kings and Queens when we founded this country, this joke just says the Queen runs the best government.

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