After extended negotiations with the University of Tennessee, I (as the Lt. Govs sports agent) have found it impossible to reach an amicable agreement with the university that will allow Lt. Gov. Ron Ramsy to take over as head football coach for the Tennessee Volunteers for the upcoming football season. Therefore, I think it is in the universities best interest to begin its search again elsewhere. Might I suggest looking north to say Cincinnati. Possibly you can find a replacement there who will accept your paltry offers.