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Friday, December 07, 2012

We will not seek, nor will we accept.

After extended negotiations with the University of Tennessee, I (as the Lt. Govs sports agent) have found it impossible to reach an amicable agreement with the university that will allow Lt. Gov. Ron Ramsy to take over as head football coach for the Tennessee Volunteers for the upcoming football season. Therefore, I think it is in the universities best interest to begin its search again elsewhere. Might I suggest  looking north to say Cincinnati. Possibly you can find a replacement there who will accept your paltry offers.

1 comment:

  1. Paltry offer???? It is being reported that Butch Jones is getting $2.7 for six years!!

    This must be the bunch of brain deadheads that are negotiating our country's trade deals.


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